Cidwikhub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful hare.

Cidwikhub created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Cidwikhub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cidwikhub, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cidwikhub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cidwikhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Cidwikhub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.