Fodfebcib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind elephant.

Fodfebcib created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfebcib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fodfebcib, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fodfebcib's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fodfebcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Never wear indigo coats.

4. Run away from blue goats, for they are unholy.

5. Never run in holy places.