Rultargneg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful chicken.

Rultargneg created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rultargneg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rultargneg, it will strike you with lightening.

Rultargneg's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rultargneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not sing in public.