Quatlegbon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, competent dingo.

Quatlegbon created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatlegbon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quatlegbon, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Quatlegbon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Quatlegbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.