Bellbissben is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody penguin.

Bellbissben created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bellbissben, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bellbissben, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bellbissben's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bellbissben's Holy Commandments

1. Bellbissben loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always obey Bellbissben's priests.