Dudhapkap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable narwhal.

Dudhapkap created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudhapkap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dudhapkap, he will send you a sign.

Dudhapkap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dudhapkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.