Veenflagjapdod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest troll.

Veenflagjapdod created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenflagjapdod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veenflagjapdod, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Veenflagjapdod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Veenflagjapdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide if three otters approach from the north.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.