Censogwad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome chinchilla.

Censogwad created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Censogwad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Censogwad, she will not invite you to parties.

Censogwad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Censogwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.