Lidwignill is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring slug.

Lidwignill created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidwignill, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lidwignill, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lidwignill's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lidwignill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.