Rakcissvag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, contented turtle.

Rakcissvag created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakcissvag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rakcissvag, it will manifest in front of you.

Rakcissvag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rakcissvag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakcissvag.