Bommidmid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient turtle.

Bommidmid created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bommidmid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bommidmid, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bommidmid's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bommidmid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never run in the presence of mice.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.