Safrilfat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful hamster.

Safrilfat created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Safrilfat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Safrilfat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Safrilfat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Safrilfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. You must love Safrilfat.