Dinpinjan Karjadtom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking gnu.

Dinpinjan Karjadtom created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinpinjan Karjadtom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dinpinjan Karjadtom, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dinpinjan Karjadtom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dinpinjan Karjadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dinpinjan Karjadtom.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.