Zigjinbet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable finch.

Zigjinbet created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigjinbet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zigjinbet, he will strike you with lightening.

Zigjinbet's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Zigjinbet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zigjinbet.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always help swans.

5. Always look after injured eagles.