Cingepget is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, irritating wyrm.
Cingepget created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Cingepget, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Cingepget, he will turn you into a rat.
Cingepget's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Cingepget's Holy Commandments
1. Never feed carrots to horses while wearing cyan coats.
2. Never look at moons.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Always help swans.
5. Never eat green fruit.