Jonlog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome dog.

Jonlog created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonlog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jonlog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Jonlog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jonlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jonlog.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jonlog.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not drink alcohol.