Ragzig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane finch.

Ragzig created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragzig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragzig, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ragzig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ragzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Run away if four turtles approach from the west.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.