Wotbomcebjan Dambuntof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective elephant.

Wotbomcebjan Dambuntof created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbomcebjan Dambuntof, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wotbomcebjan Dambuntof, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wotbomcebjan Dambuntof's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Wotbomcebjan Dambuntof's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wotbomcebjan Dambuntof's priests.

2. Hide if six badgers approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wotbomcebjan Dambuntof.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.