Yattitnan Milgonhun is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured fox.

Yattitnan Milgonhun created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattitnan Milgonhun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yattitnan Milgonhun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yattitnan Milgonhun's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yattitnan Milgonhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect your elders.