Dossmindut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical centaur.

Dossmindut created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossmindut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dossmindut, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dossmindut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dossmindut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about amino acids.