Cuthabont is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental scorpion.

Cuthabont created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuthabont, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cuthabont, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cuthabont's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cuthabont's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.