Flyvintafbot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered camel.

Flyvintafbot created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyvintafbot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flyvintafbot, she will manifest in front of you.

Flyvintafbot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Flyvintafbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide from pink tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not dye your hair white.