Taprilltam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unselfish hyena.

Taprilltam created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Taprilltam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Taprilltam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Taprilltam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Taprilltam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Taprilltam.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Retreat if four snakes approach from the west.