Figfomrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-assured chinchilla.

Figfomrul created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Figfomrul, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Figfomrul, it will turn you into a worm.

Figfomrul's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Figfomrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.