Foddittagjop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, proud scorpion.

Foddittagjop created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foddittagjop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Foddittagjop, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Foddittagjop's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Foddittagjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Put Foddittagjop first in all things.