Gubsadbed is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witless unicorn.

Gubsadbed created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubsadbed, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubsadbed, it will turn you into a slug.

Gubsadbed's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gubsadbed's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not take Gubsadbed's name in vain.