Gessbellap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless fairy.

Gessbellap created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessbellap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gessbellap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gessbellap's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gessbellap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.