Miftignat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, temperamental wyvern.

Miftignat created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Miftignat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miftignat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Miftignat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Miftignat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Put Miftignat first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always obey Miftignat's priests.