Wodstikpop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful wren.

Wodstikpop created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodstikpop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wodstikpop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wodstikpop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wodstikpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. You must love Wodstikpop.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Wodstikpop.