Flyhivlopquimveenyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing dugong.

Flyhivlopquimveenyarl created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyhivlopquimveenyarl, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flyhivlopquimveenyarl, she will laugh at you.

Flyhivlopquimveenyarl's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flyhivlopquimveenyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about apples.