Pitcaddidhap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent hamster.

Pitcaddidhap created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitcaddidhap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitcaddidhap, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pitcaddidhap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pitcaddidhap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pitcaddidhap.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.