Neggidlimmetceb is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, idiotic troll.

Neggidlimmetceb created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neggidlimmetceb, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Neggidlimmetceb, she will turn you into a slug.

Neggidlimmetceb's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Neggidlimmetceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of doves.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.