Tippigtafced is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise camel.

Tippigtafced created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tippigtafced, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tippigtafced, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tippigtafced's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tippigtafced's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.