Bamgemgud is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm coyote.

Bamgemgud created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamgemgud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bamgemgud, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bamgemgud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bamgemgud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamgemgud.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must pray to Bamgemgud six times a day.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. You must love Bamgemgud.