Funtunlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awesome mongoose.

Funtunlarg created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funtunlarg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Funtunlarg, she will turn you into a slug.

Funtunlarg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Funtunlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Always help sheep.