Bedcusscussfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet parrot.

Bedcusscussfed created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedcusscussfed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedcusscussfed, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bedcusscussfed's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bedcusscussfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bedcusscussfed.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.