Wodlabfub is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest fish.

Wodlabfub created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodlabfub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodlabfub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wodlabfub's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Wodlabfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Wodlabfub on top of all buildings.

3. Never sing in the presence of snails.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Fast once a month.