Stipstragyan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane meerkat.

Stipstragyan created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipstragyan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stipstragyan, it will be very sad.

Stipstragyan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stipstragyan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. You must love Stipstragyan.

5. Do not eat bananas.