Yimbudlat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witless squirrel.

Yimbudlat created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimbudlat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yimbudlat, she will not care at all.

Yimbudlat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yimbudlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Yimbudlat on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.