Zatbossflanquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive mouse.

Zatbossflanquaf created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Zatbossflanquaf, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zatbossflanquaf, it will turn you into a frog.

Zatbossflanquaf's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zatbossflanquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Zatbossflanquaf on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.