Miglaklist is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, duplicitous hippopotamus.

Miglaklist created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Miglaklist, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miglaklist, he will destroy your favourite star.

Miglaklist's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Miglaklist's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Miglaklist.

2. Never bounce near turtles.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must never eat bread.