Cem is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain duck.

Cem created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cem, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cem, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cem must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.