Quaflikget is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, stupid pig.

Quaflikget created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quaflikget, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quaflikget, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quaflikget's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quaflikget's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not take Quaflikget's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never talk about gravity.