Hunsagtargkar Kabvigben is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous centaur.

Hunsagtargkar Kabvigben created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Hunsagtargkar Kabvigben, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hunsagtargkar Kabvigben, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hunsagtargkar Kabvigben's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hunsagtargkar Kabvigben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hunsagtargkar Kabvigben on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.