Zenxenyattbess is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident dugong.

Zenxenyattbess created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenxenyattbess, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zenxenyattbess, she will send minions to preach to you.

Zenxenyattbess' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zenxenyattbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Worship no other gods but Zenxenyattbess.