Foddogweg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless whale.

Foddogweg created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Foddogweg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Foddogweg, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Foddogweg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Foddogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

3. Hide if five capybaras approach from the north.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Never wear hats.
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