Batmifzig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent fox.

Batmifzig created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batmifzig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Batmifzig, it will curse you with boils.

Batmifzig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Batmifzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sing near mice.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.