Motbugfum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, weak gerbil.

Motbugfum created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motbugfum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motbugfum, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Motbugfum's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Motbugfum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three seals approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. You must love Motbugfum.

5. Do not chop down trees.