Fligarttarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering dog.

Fligarttarg created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Fligarttarg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fligarttarg, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fligarttarg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fligarttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Fligarttarg.