Dibtamyart is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, intelligent otter.

Dibtamyart created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibtamyart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibtamyart, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dibtamyart's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dibtamyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Retreat if three voles approach from the west.